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Treat your Meat

Ultra-gliding, long-lasting Gentleman's Lotion made for tug time.

Your one-way ticket to Pleasuretown

This creamy concoction transforms into a sliding n' gliding, moisturizing lotion with every tug, maximizing men's "me time."

The Crème de la Cream

Explosive Satisfaction

A damn good, feel good lotion.

Long Lasting

It'll last as long as you do.

Simple Clean ups

Easy come, easy go.

No B.S. Ingredients

No Parabens

No Sulfates

No Fragrances

No Dyes

Was skeptical at first, but this was pretty mind blowing. Lasted the whole sesh and felt amazing. I can safely say I'm never going back to using generic lotions again.

Andy D.
Avid Jerker

Alright, the formula is f**king awesome. Truthfully, no BS... I'm very impressed. I wasn't sure how it'd differentiate from just regular old lotion but it delivered.

Jared B.
Family Man

When I used Gentleman's Lotion it was like the first time I heard the Beatles. I used to be a dry guy, but never again. Thank you Dr. Tuggs for changing my ways.

John P.
Converted Dry Guy

YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS

Satisfaction Guaranteed

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