
Next Level Pleasure
One tug and you’ll get it – smooth, long-lasting pleasure that takes you straight to Cloud 9.
FEEL THE DIFFERENCE
Formulated for pure performance – smooth glide, perfect grip, with no sticky mess.


NATURALLY BETTER
Treat your meat with naturally moisturizing, skin-friendly ingredients.
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS

Satisfaction Guaranteed
Love it or we’ll make it right.

Discreet PACKAGING
Shipped in unmarked packaging.

FREE SHIPPING
Free shipping on all orders over $30.
How is it different than regular lotion?
Regular lotion wasn’t made for the job — ours was. Gentleman's Lotion lasts longer, feels better, and cleans up easier. One try and you’ll never look at body lotion the same way again.
Is it safe for my schlong?
100%. We use natural ingredients like avocado oil and aloe vera, and our formula is dermatologist-approved. Plus, it’s free from fragrances, dyes, and harmful chemicals like parabens, sulfates, and phthalates.
How long does it last?
Long enough to get the job done so you can stay in the zone. Our formula is designed for extended play without drying out or getting sticky.
How easy is it to clean up?
Easier than deleting your browser history. It rinses off with just water — no sticky residue, no weird film.
What if I don’t like it?
We guarantee satisfaction. If you're not happy, let us know and we'll make it right.