Great product can’t keep enough of it on hand!😉
I had to go to see my dermatologist because I hurt myself jacking off. I wasn't jacking off a lot but something about the dryness of my hands, my **** and the inadequacy of the lotions, saliva. Albolene, and plant based lubricants used for cooking led to a situation where my little soldier needed some healing and hands-off time.
My uncle who was a creep when I was a teenager (probably still is) once told me and my boyfriend (he didn't know that part) that every time we masturbated we slaughtered millions of potential Christians. He sent me $25 for my birthday so I spent it on this. I have killed more potential Christians in the past two weeks than at any other time in my life. This stuff is amazing. I almost don't care that I can't get any nibbles on the dating apps. DIY is amazing right now. I even got in contact with that boyfriend and suggest he try it, too. Can I use this as a lube when we he visits? Y'all wanna sponsor that?
I'm also pretty sure that if I were doing hetero **** and made a baby I would only have made one, maybe two per shot and then only once in a year per partner so millions of potential Christians were not going to make it anyway.
Saw the eye doctor today. No change in prescription for me.
You will not regret this purchase. Stock up on paper towels, tissues, or your roommate who eats your leftover's socks (I don't do that, my ex did and I think it's hilarious and gross). Whatever your clean up is, get it ready. You're going to be busy.
* The coconut oil wasn't doing a bad job but it felt a little weird to make a trip to the kitchen in a shared grad school dorm when I wanted 'me time and people noticing that I sometimes smelled like coconut made me nervous.
Omg I truly feel like a teenager again. Haven't been able to stop touching myself since my order arrived. Best lube for solo use I've ever used: amazing texture and leaves your skin feeling amazing. I will definitely be a lifelong customer. Thanks Dr. Tuggs!
It's a wonderful product. Works very well whether one is masturbating or having ****. It doesn't leave any residue, doesn't have any bad orders. It's just a great product and I think that I'm on my ninth bottle.!!
Hello, I'm the wife. ;) My husband loves it for solo time, but it's also great for when I'm doing it for him. Not going to lie, my hands are so soft. 😘 I've already bought a 3 pack to give to my friends for their men.
