Ultra Smooth

Long Lasting

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THE CRÈME DE LA CRANK

Ultra Smooth Perfect Slip & Grip
Easy Cleanups Non-Greasy, Non-Sticky
Long Lasting Goes the Distance
Natural Ingredients Just The Good Stuff

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THE CRÈME
DE LA CRANK

Take solo sessions to the next level

ULTRA SMOOTH

Perfect Slip & Grip

LONG LASTING

Goes the Distance

EASY CLEANUPS

Non-Greasy. Non-Sticky.

NATURAL INGREDIENTS

Just the Good Stuff

No Parabens

No Sulfates

Fragrance-Free

Dermatologist tested

Dye-Free

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The Super Stroker is engineered with pleasure-maximizing textures to make every tug feel insanely good

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Dual Entry Design

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